I was attacked by a mountain lion
Ok, that’s the story I’m going with. It beats telling people I tripped and fell on my face while hiking the Grand Canyon! After hiking back to civilization, I found a cute Ranger to take me to the Canyon’s clinic where they put a few stitches in my knee, and bandaged of various extremities. Xrays showed I also broke my nose (nice shiners, huh?) How, you may ask, am I going to tie this into a business lesson… well, I’ve…